crap ton

I have a crap ton of work to do today
by mocha pie le jew July 05, 2005
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crap addict

someone who is addicted to taking large craps and smelling them for endless hours.

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Pulling a Cyrus
Man Bobby Joe is such a crap addict
by Crazy Eddie April 21, 2005
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Crap to hell

A way of expressing frustration by cursing/swearing.
When someone cuts you off in traffic and you scream at them "Crap to hell"

You spill coffee all over yourself, "Crap to Hell"!!!
by Habs Fan_Mtl October 24, 2009
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load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!
load of crap
by The_Shadow October 30, 2013
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cut the crap

1. A person that doesn't stop for chit-chat. A guy who meets a girl and goes out with her the next day cuts the crap.

2. To tell someone to stop talking.
1.
Guy 1- I met a girl last night, I took her all the way to 4th base!
Guy 2- Wow, you really cut the crap.

2.
Guy- So, how long have you been in the mobile phone industry?
Girl- cut the crap and pull your pants down.
by Mr. Cut the Crap November 01, 2008
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Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.
Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!
by the ace of spades March 27, 2008
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crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying
"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"
by Ashley L January 09, 2004
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