sophie and emma’s comedy club

technically we are the world’s funniest duo... we even had our own comedy club. featuring some of our classic jokes like “scare cam” and “not her day” . these days we focus our humor on more sophisticated topics like the smell of garages and my brother, ethan. we really already the masters of comedy.

girl: OMG IT IS THEM!
boy: SOPHIE AND EMMA’S COMEDY CLUB!!!!!!

by ididntask333 November 5, 2020

stand up comedy

boner joke

(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)

cock joke? more like stand up comedy

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

Coked Out my Donkey

It means that you have snorted or eaten large amounts of painkillers (such as oxycodone, morphine,heroin) and a large amount of cocaine resulting in a very euphoric (stoned or high feeling) which is comparable to an intense orgasm lasting for over an hour.

Coked= (cocaine + oxycontin)
Donkey= (Your Mind)

-"Dude after i snorted those oxy's and coke last night i was coked out my donkey!"

" *rails crushed oxy and coke mixed together (aka the speedball)*

Im fuckin coked out my donkey right now"

"Lets get coked out of our donkeys tonight,"

by tmoeboop November 13, 2012

a dark comedy

a lame comedy featuring all black people so black people feel obliged to se it and pretend that is was really really good.

Death at a Funeral was actually funny even though it was a dark comedy, damn we are gonna have to step it up now

by the Pope of Southfield January 16, 2011

Black Comedy

A genre of comedic movies that are made only for black people. Movies can be categorized as Black Comedy if they:

- Make degrading jokes about the white race
- Star nobody but negro actors
- Make numerous references to drugs

Big Mommas House, Barbershop, Next Friday, etc.

by XFS March 26, 2004

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004