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Cowboy Death 

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.
I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.
Cowboy Death by JWW32 December 24, 2021

Cowboy meat beater 

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother
"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed
Cowboy meat beater by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Cowboy Tears 

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.
Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.
Cowboy Tears by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Cowboy coochie 

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up
Cowboy coochie by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022

cowboy stop 

when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.
cowboy stop by pfoggy March 17, 2022

Cowboy Bebop 

Cowboy Bebop is the best fuckin anime ever, bro
Cowboy Bebop by c4shs March 28, 2022