Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
by jaydub1969 November 14, 2005
When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.
When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"
by Jonathan Marshall January 19, 2007
Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.
Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle April 21, 2011
An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).
Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'
Tim - 'Sally Winters?'
Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'
Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'
Tim - 'Sally Winters?'
Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'
Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'
by Dicknamer March 13, 2009
by #1506 November 12, 2012
A picture of a woman with the largest penis ever created by science in her mouth as she sits in front of a Blue Couch sent in the form of a text to an unsuspecting person with the words "Hey I'm selling this Blue Couch but unfortunatly this is the only pic i have of it so let me know if you're interested."
by Ze Jeffmeister June 26, 2011
A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.
by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008