Cop-Hopper

One that sleeps with multiple cops from the same police department. Also known to be a cop groupie.

Girl: "Did you hear about Lauren"
Guy: "No what did she do now"
Girl: "I heard she slept with another officer"
Guy: "Man that girl is such a cop-hopper

by thejustice528 April 24, 2010

cop death

To die in an unusual and most unfortunate manner.

When Polo threw the Canadian chick off J-Park, she violently copped death.

by dims May 2, 2005

Copped

When your mother takes an important possession from you

Mom: I can count your Spanish grade with one hand, your Xbox is now copped

by CopTheBox May 6, 2018

Wikipedia cop

A person, usually a wikipedia administrator, that prowles wikipedia looking for errors and vandalism. These people usually have no sense of humor and strive to keep wikipedia the most boring encyclopedia ever.

Me: I made a change to Wikipeda that said that I ruled France and Sarkozy was a man whore. Some bastard Wikipedia Cop changed it before anyone could get a laugh, tho.

by Thatawsomeguy1 March 8, 2009

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

by Stickololo April 11, 2020

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021