Coat Envy

The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.

(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"

(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."

Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"

Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."

by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”

by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021

Dirty Trench Coat

When you reuse a used condom and have sex with a different partner

"Wow Step-Bro, did you just Dirty Trench Coat me? That condom felt weird"

by Cartiac June 14, 2022

Trench coat

A long coat that is so long, in fact, the bottom can be normally seemed by the ankles of the person wearing it. The majority of those people are typically named ,but not limited to Garrettand eugene

As eugene/Garrett came closer and closer with his Ak47, I noticed the bottom of his trench coat was ragged and torn, probably because that's what he wore all the time

by San parrot December 23, 2019

Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.

Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.

by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025