you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 06, 2017

clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

by gardan huang June 12, 2017

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae September 25, 2015

ant clutch

a person who disowns all his friends for the pleasure of pot. he ends up gettin' kicked out of his home and starts smokin' crack. he then goes into a deep depression.

i feel bad for ant clutch because he has no life.

by TRoHoops November 01, 2010

Clutch gameplay

A phrase Bashprime says when his twitch notifications send out to his followers and subs

Clutch gameplay fused with mozzarella sticks

by supermonkeyball805 October 30, 2018

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Clutchness

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!

The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!

by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025