Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 14, 2020

close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the word “friends without benefits”

Me and Kat are close af

by Bsndj October 20, 2019

Close

make (a data file) inaccessible after use, so that it is securely stored until required again.

"a statement is used to close a data file"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024