emmanuel carlos

Horny bastard, sure he has good style but gets no hoes. Short kinda ugly guy but makes everyone laugh

Person:Hey have you seen Emmanuel Carlos

Person 2: he’s being a horny bastard over there

by Articawk April 28, 2018

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Carlos Matos

The decent, the reliable, the amazing Carlos Matos. The owner of Bitconnect and the richest guy in this world and his wife doesn't believe in him although the guy's salary is 1400$ per day.

Carlos Matos: Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa up Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnect! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! BITCONNECT! Wow! BITCONNECT! We are coming and we are coming in waves!

by alphawuria March 14, 2018

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Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"

My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.

by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018

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