Captian Jack Harkness

1: Noun, a companion and helper of The Doctor on the Brittish television show Doctor Who. An omnisexual conman who runs the secret organization Torchwood. After becoming a fixed point in time, he ages very slowly, and eventualy becomes the (SPOILER) Face Of Boe.
2: adj. Someone who is very sexualy active, or makes lots of inapropreate passes, jokes or enjoys such. A boundless flirt.
3: Captian of the Inuendo Squad.

Gwen: Have you ever eaten Alien meat before?

Captian Jack Harkness: Yeah, once.

Gwen: What was it like?

Jack: Well, he enjoyed it!

by CuriousKuro October 2, 2011

The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006

nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.

thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain

by dirty penis December 15, 2007

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010

Captain King

What they were going to call the primary character of the Halo video game series before finally going with the astoundingly original "Master Chief". /lie Used by detractors of the series to poke fun at the character.

All hail Captain King! Huzzah!

by Holly Teacakes October 9, 2007

You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006