Canadian Anger Bang 

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

Canadian Anger Bang by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

Canadian handjob 

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

Canadian handjob by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.

Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.

Canadian Weeaboo by superminun October 17, 2018

canadian creamsicle 

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop

Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!

canadian creamsicle by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018

Canadian Roll Cage

A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.

Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage

Canadian Roll Cage by Ten-Times-Ten November 9, 2018

Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

Canadian snow monkey by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Canadian Spit Roast 

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

Canadian Spit Roast by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019