Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Blastin Burrito

When you have a K/D below 0.3 in Rainbow Six Siege

Man, you really pulled a Blastin Burrito that game!

by slacck_ August 25, 2023

Burrito Transfer

When you lay butt to butt in bed after eating obscene amounts of mexican food(i.e. Smothered Burritos, Chile Con Queso, taquitos, etc.) with your partner, and you both unexpectedly fart into eachothers buttholes, therefore transferring eachother gasses into your respective GI tracts.

She Burrito Transferred me so hard, I fell out of bed.
Can't wait to go to bed and Burrito Transfer with you tonight, babe.
We spent 3 hours at El Paraiso, then spent 8 hours Burrito Transferring.

by BurritoDaddy January 2, 2022

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018