brazilian hott mudd

to splatter liquid feces on your significant other while in the act of coitis.

"i gave her a nose full of my brazilian hott mudd"

"you nasty bean"

by BiG_OwL May 20, 2010

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 21, 2020

Brazilian S’more

A sex act where you shit and cum into a girls ass; the cheeks are the graham cracker, the shit is the chocolate, and the cum is the marshmallow

Damn, Mitch has a nice ass to Brazilian s’more!!

by TheReidShowSNAP January 30, 2020

brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

Brazilian You-Jizz-To

A hot ass Brazilian woman that you jerk off to.

I was watching Lola Vibes on Porn Hub and I couldn’t help myself from shooting a load across my phone screen. Lola Vibes is the Brazilian You-Jizz-to.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025

Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025