Brandon

Brandon is not shit. Period.

Fuck you Brandon.

by BLENP November 21, 2018

Brandon

An egg

Break 3 Brandons into the bowl then whisk thoroughly

by Zadel November 6, 2017

Brandon

He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.

if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018

Brandon

He’s the most breath taking person ever, he will make ur heart beat a different way and has a way of making u fall in love with him everyday . He’s also the best basketball player you could ever meet⛹🏽 ♂️He is more then just talented he is the best at everything he does and he also works very hard, harder then others. He usually is muscular and feels amazing to hug he is very kissable✅. Be careful not to loose him tho, not the way I did and once u get the chance take it he’s worth everything and anything❤️ That’s the definition of my Brandon💘

Omg is that Brandon 👑🔀

by Awe it’s v***** June 25, 2019