Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Hurricane Blumpkin

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job

She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin

by AlysonTellsAll January 7, 2020

Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.

I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole

Reverse Blumpkin the top of the food chain on a sunday night.

by creamybarber July 11, 2018