A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016
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Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
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by amanblah December 8, 2018
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