blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.

"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"

blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

pissing blowjob 

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

pissing blowjob by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010

Danish Blowjob 

An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.

For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.

Danish Blowjob by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016

Spark Plug Blowjob

The repayment your partner gives you for properly tuning up their car.

"I still owe you that spark plug blowjob"

Spark Plug Blowjob by tictactoe81 June 17, 2012

Blowjob 

When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!

Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!

Blowjob by SlopNChop November 8, 2016

Blowjob Susan 

A female who gives blowjobs easily, but never has sex. Most Blowjob Susan's are virgins.

John: Lacey has been all over me tonight. I'm definately gonna bang her.
Paul: Blades tried to hit that last weekend. He had her naked in his bed, but couldn't get past a little sucky sucky. Face it, she's just a Blowjob Susan.

Blowjob Susan by Davey T October 22, 2007

Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

Bench Press Blowjob by The Hot Carlson December 24, 2008