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Bloody Sleeve

N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.
1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.

Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.

2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.

Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.

3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!
by CloroxCrazed December 4, 2010
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Bloody Twix

The act of getting fellatio after intense and brutal anal sex, usually ending when one's manhood is covered in feces and a bloody discharge.
there is nothing wrong with getting a good Bloody Twix after a drunken orgy
by Batsu San July 9, 2011
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With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.
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bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.
Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"
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bloody finger

the finger after a girl has torn her hymen by the act of fingering herself before loosing her actual virginity.
I heard Lila just got a bloody finger on her 12th birthday, shes such a bad-ass.
by loldr April 18, 2015
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bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.
Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.
by Gym Baag November 26, 2017
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booby trap

Frontal assets used by the fairer gender to entrap one of the opposite gender to carry out espionage for an enemy country.
Poor wanna-be 007! He was booby trapped by his ex to snoop on UK.
by vivauganda May 27, 2019
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