A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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by megadrivemayhem August 9, 2022
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by anonymous August 15, 2022
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Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
by wheelsucker October 8, 2022
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Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
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by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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