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Joe Biten

So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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Wie bitte?

German for "pardon me?" Used when someone says something you don't understand or didn't hear clearly, you say "wie bitte?".
A: intelligible
B: Wie bitte?
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Caucazoidal bitter bitch

An individual, primarily of Caucasian descent who engages in sheer bitter bitchery towards others based on jaded past encounters.
E.g.

Karin, please dont ask for the manager, you are being such a Caucazoidal Bitter Bitch.
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Good as bitter

One better than gold.

Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).

Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.
Guy 1: How'd your assignment go man?
Guy 2: Good as Bitter dude
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Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.
After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.
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Du lukker bare bøtten man

“Du lukker bare bøtten man”
Guys says it to beautiful girls
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You're Bitter

"I wouldn't have lost if you didn't leave my shoes at your house."
"You're bitter. Like, for what."
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