Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020

Lahset Bati

A mathematical Slender Man, who talks about mufasa..............
Pros: -_-
Cons: Always Respawns when we have a free period, weirdo, cringe, Fake stories, he creates and applies every single law, any guy he sees is mufasa, If you wear glasses then you are in deep shit.

Lahset Bati: You look like my son Mufasa
I:-----

Students: Lets goooo, the teacher didn't attend

Lahset bati RESPAWNS
Students: Ah shit.... here we go again.

by I wont tell u my name March 18, 2021

co-bating

When two people masturbate synergistically.

Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.

by Co-Bater cliff May 15, 2021

Bitter batista

Someone who swings their arms fast in VR

Holy shit did you see that bitch Bitter Batista?

by Jayne Doew November 23, 2021

A batista

Lifting unimaginably heavy weight like it’s a bag of feathers

*deadlifts 495* Yo dude I just pulled a batista

by Aj_theboi December 1, 2021

Saj-bating

The act of interrogating people with questionable integrity

He didn’t like the Saj-bating that followed

by TheRealSaj January 11, 2022