Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

baberhood

A neighborhood with attractive people - fashionable, stylish, just like Paris - but not.

I need a cheap apartment in a New York baberhood.

by BernadetteO May 31, 2005

BALERAGE

verb: when one explodes into an explicative laced tirade when provoked by those who don't respect one's craft or art (but is not limited to the arts). This type of outburst last no less than three minutes, and often is sparked by a situation that does not warrant such a reaction.

Also known as "Going Bale-istic"

Named for actor Christian Bale's now-infamous tirade on a Director of Photography on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"

" Okay, so the McDonald's cashier forgot your Sweet and Sour sauce...no need to BALERAGE!"

by GeeDeeX February 10, 2009

Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

d-bager

WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE BITCHES. Know your place you NC losers. D-bagers aka people from Darien, CT are obviously superior.

"I would have moved to New Canaan but then I wouldn't get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water."

by RICH DARIEN BRAT May 6, 2005

Baker's Pound

A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.

Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?

by Corey Baker April 16, 2007

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007