Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.
I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .
by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018
Get the Mistaken Barmug. When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
by mtthlm January 15, 2016
Get the convenient barmug. Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
by conscious automata November 15, 2012
Get the Bar Rosemug. A doushe bag, a whore, also used when talking about backstabbing, nasty, boyfriend stealing bitches.
by Frances_Eater February 28, 2008
Get the kit barmug. Instead of WillIam and Britney Bitch you can say how do you say.. Gia Bar and Kitty Bitch. This translates to a badass bitch.
by Gia Bar January 20, 2013
Get the Gia Barmug. by teh reel slim shady November 15, 2010
Get the Looney Barmug. Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
by Gote1311 November 13, 2010
Get the Bar turtlemug.