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barking disorder

barking disorder is when you cant stop barking uncontrollably.
"oh my god she has barking disorder!"
"poor girl"
by rubyrose1245 October 2, 2020
mugGet the barking disordermug.

Barks

"Yo fam pass the barks"

"Hold up, I can't find my barks"
by Trzn October 25, 2018
mugGet the Barksmug.

Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010
mugGet the Barking at the lawnmug.

Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.
wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)
by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010
mugGet the Mart Barkmug.

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
mugGet the Jamaican Barking Spidermug.

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
mugGet the barking up shit's alleymug.

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
by mmikmont July 1, 2019
mugGet the Barking spidersmug.

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