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Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.
by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009
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Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)
by Gp24 April 27, 2020
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Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.
"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"
by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019
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Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.
Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.
by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012
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Giving anal

When you let Dominic put his throbbing cock in your butt for a good anal session
Dominic was giving anal lessions all night at the party
by Thirdlegtribe78 February 9, 2020
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Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.
Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!
by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020
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mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
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