Alan

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The bestest alien in the whole world.
Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2
by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019
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Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
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The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .
Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing
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Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven
Did you see Alan simping for Raven
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A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.
Oh Alan is so hot
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A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person
Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
by JDR February 01, 2021
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