A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
Get the Angel Speak mug.1. messenger from Heaven
2. a kind, loving person
3. Natural, childlike beauty
4. ethereal disposition
2. a kind, loving person
3. Natural, childlike beauty
4. ethereal disposition
my best friend is an angel
by Why hello there, fandom October 19, 2014
Get the angel mug.Related Words
Aingeal
• ainge
• aingel
• Danny Ainge
• Angela
• angel dust
• Ange
• Aine
• angel kiss
• Angel Wings
A moment of absurdity, that it can only be classified as a near death experience. These tragic and unlucky episodes occur quite frequently.
Person A: “Homeslice, I was just chased by a pack of coyotes.”
Person B: “Damn, you just had an Angela moment.”
Person B: “Damn, you just had an Angela moment.”
by TicTacPenis123 April 19, 2022
Get the Angela Moment mug.by hellohiawesome November 25, 2016
Get the By the angel mug.Having loved someone unlike you've loved anybody else. They were your only source of happiness and love and you rid them of their wings. (Break up or divorce)
Boy 1: Hey wasn't she your gf?
Boy 2: She used to be..now she's my wing ridden angel. And I rid her of her wings.
Boy 2: She used to be..now she's my wing ridden angel. And I rid her of her wings.
by randomdefinitionsig May 5, 2022
Get the Wing Ridden Angel mug.The vertical axis of light, in the form of a hybrid being: half human, half bird. The act of opening your body to that light: that intensity is the angel too.
I dreamed of an owl-man and when I woke up, I tried to orient myself to him, geographically. I opened an atlas at random, thinking of the feral angel, and put my finger down. Where my finger landed, I went. I went to Colorado. There, in the color red, I tracked something and did not find it. It's too late now. This is what it's like to respond immediately to an angel. I don't recommend it unless you want your life to change forever in ways that unforseeable to you.
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist December 30, 2007
Get the Angel mug.