Adam

Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.

Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"

by Dumbass idiot February 7, 2021

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adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit

have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"

by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020

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Adam

Adam, The best at getting bitches and dates. He is the handsome guy you will ever meet and you are lucky to have an Adam in your life. Adams are super strong and super tuff so if you get in a fight with him that is basically suicide and you better hope that your mom is a doctor. Adams are always in super good shape with sexy blue eyes and brown hair. Adams freckles are amazing and always play hockey and like to be a goon. If you are playing hockey against an Adam you'd better hope that he does not take a snapshot or else your screwed! He has the most amazing sense of humour that you will ever meat in a guy and if you have ever gone on a date with him you would know that he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world and if your dating him hold on for as long as you can!

Person1: Whaaaat who is that handsome guy?
Person2: Thats Adam and good luck hooking up with him!
Person3: Can I have sex with you!?

by GOATMAN6915 March 19, 2019

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