Alchemesia

A disorder which is commonly associated with lying and being dishonest. A person with Alchemesia could be treated with a certain penile therapy.

Person 1: Hey guys! I met Taylor Swift earlier!
Person 2: Bro, do you have Alchemesia?
Person 1: No…
Person 2: You need to schedule an appoinment.

by Chuckbuckluck August 15, 2025

Achée

Someone by the name of Jared that knows to many other Jared’s and now has to go by his last name.

Girl: what’s your name?
Him: Achée
Girl: Is that Mexican?

by FroFrau September 21, 2025

Mubar-ache

The feeling of excessive pain, such as a headache or similar aches/pains in various body parts. Can sometimes be emotional/mental pain as well

The Mubar-ache started more than 2 weeks ago, and still won't go.

or

I had a fight with my girl. She's such a Mubar-ache

by Alijandro-Bu7sain February 25, 2011

misty ache

Coolness

Woah dude that cars really misty ache!

by Misty girl October 28, 2013

beller-ache

To bitch, moan,& complain loudly.

She bellar-ached all day; because I would not let her go to the pool. His beller-ache was so loud, I told him to stuff it. The child's beller-aching was so terrible that people were leaving the restaurant.

by B{Rabbit} October 7, 2015

shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016