Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

derp

To wander around, somewhat aimlessly, in the pursuit of investigating something or satiating a curiosity.

Wanna go derp around that old hotel? Let's see how many pools we can find.

Yeah, Sophie and Nora were just derping around Manchvegas. They got slushies and found this cool spice shop off Valley Street .

What are you doing? Oh, just derping around online.

by vivelavivie September 23, 2019

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

An extreme show of idiocy in an animal.
My dog's tongue sticks out when he sleeps.
Adjective- derpy

1. "my dog is the derpiest idiot I've ever seen!"
2. "Awww, look at that huge derp!"

by KLotus January 23, 2022

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Derp

When you mix period blood and semen together creating a homemade strawberry milk

My partner and I are to going to whop up some derp for us to enjoy

by Definiteteller1 December 21, 2024

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016