Bread Bum

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum

"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"

by emekaisyourfriend July 15, 2009

Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.

Bread cult will prevail

by Evilerskull September 24, 2018

finger breading

When girls circle around a piece of bread and finger themselves, the last girl to squirt on the bread has the eat the bread.

Damn that shit was so gross when Melissa lost that game of finger breading, SHE ATE THE WHOLE SLICE!

by T-Dog Maloney July 9, 2016

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009

Gnat Bread

When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.

Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.

Cindy: thanks mom!

Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.

by Mickey05 April 18, 2009

Soggy Bread

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.

Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.

by SoggyBreat November 5, 2019

Show Bread

A starch that is typically ingested prior to participating in any type of scene activity (ie. moshing, hardcore shows, screamo shows, floor punching, skanking, two-stepping, ska shows, etc.)

XdylanX: Let's get some bread!
AsianMatt: What kind of bread?
XdylanX: Show Bread, brotha! What other kind of bread is there?!

by Alisa&Emily August 24, 2005