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Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
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Sam

Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
Awww is that Sam over there he is so fat
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
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Sam

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.
Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker
by Bristol boy June 11, 2018
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Sam

A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!
Sam, the world's fittest guy!
by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017
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Sam

by 101202303404 January 15, 2020
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Sam

"Dude Sam is Gay as fuck"
by Sam_is_Pan April 13, 2020
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Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato
Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...
by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017
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