A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
Get the Sammug. Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.
He can even pull.
by Bristol boy June 11, 2018
Get the Sammug. A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!
by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017
Get the Sammug. That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato
by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017
Get the Sammug. 