Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

thirsty hamster

When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.

My wife roled played the thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game

my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6

by retartar232 December 30, 2023

Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.

Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best

by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017