dj sm1l3

dj sm1l3 is a dj that has an amazing talent at mixing music, is very enthusiastic, and can make anyone dance.

wow he really is the dj sm1l3

by golden universe June 6, 2018

DJ Douggles

The act of perfroming cunnilungus and one of your rotting teeth falls out in her vagina.

Look at that dirty meth heads teeth, He's a rough sneeze away from giving his girlfriend a DJ Douggles

by HrafnDrengr July 6, 2021

DJ Khalid

Someone would consider him a musician only if he was confused with Khalid, a different artist who makes actual music.

1: "Yo, DJ Khalid is so dope."
2: "You meant Khalid?"
1: "Aren't they the same person?"

by SpeakingYogurt December 23, 2019

DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011

DJ johnzee

a dj who plays non-stop god-awful music at parties. the fact he considers himself a DJ should make all real dj's want to kill this kind of person. he also would be a strong candidate for exception into the johnzee fund

dj johnzee plays 80's music and bad rap, someone break his computer

by the kang February 24, 2004

scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.

"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."

by NotABigFan January 5, 2015

DJ Redge

An old man who still thinks that old 50's music still rocks. Usually found in retirment homes sping the wheels of steel!

Someone who plays old tunes that were well last year........not whith it!!

"DJ Redge welcomes you to saturday night at the retirment home"

"..check out DJ Redge...that tune is well old!!"

by Edge August 8, 2003