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benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.
Get away or I’ll catch benderitis
by I’m really funny December 29, 2017
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bender

Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.
Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!
by Bdizzle007 December 4, 2010
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sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017
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Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
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The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
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Bender brian

Bender brian is someone who is extremely homosexual and loves men
hes such a bender brian and he loves men so much
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
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Bendered

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?
by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021
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