by Tallywacker Tom January 02, 2004
a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.
by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010
one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.
"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"
by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006
Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.
Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
by Savolicious November 11, 2011
A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.
by the transient June 04, 2011
A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
by hgeer3 June 03, 2010
Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.
That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.
That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
by Jim April 15, 2005