That weird guy from work. Conspiracy theories. Pirates. Zack Sparrow ~clown emoji~
That’s all you need to know.
That’s all you need to know.
Man, Zack sure is weird... He just told me about the ice wall around Antártica ?? He thinks the earth is flat 😬
by Evil Zack August 11, 2022
Loves RUSH none other, just the band, no one else. And Neil Peart, Geddy Lee, the awesomeest of the most awesome writers/players in the greatest band on Earth. Plus Alex. You know how to spell his last name. Geese.
by Mrbuttchocolate May 24, 2019
Just who you think he is. He's your average guy that can come up with the most interesting ideas out of nowhere. He's mostly interested in catching turtles in his local river. He'll be at your side for anything no matter what it is and you'd be a stupid ass nigga not to be at his side when he needs it.
Luis: Yo Zack I got u. If you need help with anything, let me know.
Zack: Thanks dude.
Luis: No problem man.
Zack: Thanks dude.
Luis: No problem man.
by That McPasta Nigga May 23, 2019
Zack is hot. But he can also be quite a jerk. He is extremely athletic and popular. He tends to get a bigger ego than he can carry.
by GayPanda1 February 15, 2018
he is kind and caring, a good listener and very cute. He would cherrish all his friends and treat them just like family! If you ever meet a Zack, i say go for it and dont lose him no matter what!
by you.will.never.know;) February 05, 2021
Zack is trash at all games, blames his death on his modded controller, very fat, eats a lot of food, and is a dictator of online games.
by Anonymous people's republic May 06, 2019
by TubaFührer February 24, 2021