owens winkie

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.

Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.

by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

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it's winken

when women are in the middle of having sex; if you are in the "69" position. Just as the female is ready to have a really great climax. Look at her brown eye and you will see it winken at you. Totaly

As Laurie and I was have in and afternoon delight on the mat. I couldn't help but see her cute little eye winken.
From that day on when ever we have sex; "I say It's WINKEN"

by rmblnrd13 October 22, 2007

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winking

To fall asleep, or on the verge of falling asleep due severe exhaustion.

Lambert: Dude, I'm winking.
Philbert: What do you mean you're winking, you lame-ass-bitch, we still got another 72 hours to party!
Lambert: Oh, I guess I'll have to consume by body weight in redbull.
Philbert: Bish.

by Dvanoo January 16, 2006

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