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David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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david

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite
by 21001 February 26, 2019
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David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite
by Unknown_object October 22, 2018
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David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.
I wished David would leave me alone.
by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018
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David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
David is a b*tch
by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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