ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020

ego-running

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘥
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)

"Bro you're still trying to gaslight me even when I said you were. You keep on ego-running."

by ahundredovens June 27, 2023

ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.

"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."

by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024

Invoking Ego

Hey, fuck yourself. Stop trying to invoke my ego. Nobody buys that shit.

Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018

ego

is mind consciousness belief of one's self. To believe into another's perception of your organic character and accept the idea as truth. this is why your subconscious distorts when we lose touch with said comfort zone or we fall into a depressive state of mind.

ego is following a crowd for self worth intentions and giving reason to what's broken

by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021