N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...
Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."
Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."
Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."
by Fred McCowerker November 8, 2007

by Tommy Mack May 20, 2012

The Last week of ones semester, generally characterized but not limited to:
> Coffee
> Scantrons
> Pencils
> Pens
> Computerized Testing
And etc..
Known to mentally screw wit the best of them, known to make grown dudes cry on the 3rd floor of da lieberry, and also the prime time for a drive-by on a TA. Real talk.
> Coffee
> Scantrons
> Pencils
> Pens
> Computerized Testing
And etc..
Known to mentally screw wit the best of them, known to make grown dudes cry on the 3rd floor of da lieberry, and also the prime time for a drive-by on a TA. Real talk.
Dude 1: What it do pimpin?
Dude 2: Chillin like a gremlin cuz .. Ey, you wanna get ratchet on Thursday night wit dem fine chics from Room 207???
Dude 1 : Can't bruh...
Dude 2: Maneeeee, that blows! Why not dog???
Dude 1: DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 2: Dang! Not DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 1: Yea pimpin.. If you need me you can find me at:
> Da Librareyyy - 1st floor, 2nd floor, 3rd floor, 4th floor?
> Up in PJ's Coffee
> Up in CC's
> Up in Starbucks
> At da Help Desk.
> At da Bookstore buyin up mo scantrons and bluebooks.
(Don't forget my pencil wit it!)
Dude 2: Oh, fa sho.. I got you a pen wit it too!
Dude 1: Preciate that mane.
Dude 2: Chillin like a gremlin cuz .. Ey, you wanna get ratchet on Thursday night wit dem fine chics from Room 207???
Dude 1 : Can't bruh...
Dude 2: Maneeeee, that blows! Why not dog???
Dude 1: DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 2: Dang! Not DA FINAL WEEK!
Dude 1: Yea pimpin.. If you need me you can find me at:
> Da Librareyyy - 1st floor, 2nd floor, 3rd floor, 4th floor?
> Up in PJ's Coffee
> Up in CC's
> Up in Starbucks
> At da Help Desk.
> At da Bookstore buyin up mo scantrons and bluebooks.
(Don't forget my pencil wit it!)
Dude 2: Oh, fa sho.. I got you a pen wit it too!
Dude 1: Preciate that mane.
by DeeJay LSU May 14, 2010

by Blairishke January 6, 2008

by Evangelina Anderson April 14, 2019

Often unsightly male facial hair growth resulting from multiple days of neglecting to shave due to constant studying for final exams.
by hiphopsocialist April 26, 2010

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.
by schoolio September 30, 2006
