The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
Get the Shorts Weathermug. Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!
by BODYWEATHER5000 January 18, 2012
Get the Body Weathermug. by Johns November 14, 2023
Get the Weather app warriormug. by Helllooooooooooo August 13, 2021
Get the Weather boymug. When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.
Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!
by jeauseph July 21, 2024
Get the urgent-weather friendmug. "If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug. People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.
That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.
by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020
Get the Fair weather fagmug.