Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011

Guilt Wash

When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.

Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.

by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011

Western Washing

When a Movie / TV studio changes certain aspects in history / stories to appeal the Western market. This usually leads to European and Asian works being disrespected and falsified to push a narrative the original story was never trying to push.

It has also been criticized by Western audience the shows are appealing to for being lazy and disrespectful to the original work.

Some examples include: Lord of The Rings, The Witcher, Cowboy Beebop, Queen Cleopatra, The Little Mermaid and Velma

Person A: "Hey dude you gonna see that Cowboy Beebop remake?"

Person B: "Hell no, did you not hear their Western Washing so they can appeal to West? I'm just so tired of it"

by BruhMoment1916 April 17, 2023

Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

by Solomon7 July 28, 2023

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing

She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020