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Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.
Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.
by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
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Guilt Wash

When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
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Black Washing

The act of portraying a non-African American figure or figures as African Americans, or portraying terrible people who happen to be black in a better light
by 25aida June 12, 2023
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Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.
I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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Snow wash

To take a handful of snow and vigorously wash someone's face with it.
It is a most unpleasant experience.
Derek got a snow wash. He went home crying.
by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023
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Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 5, 2023
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