Slightly-tanned white girl

The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho

Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.

by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022

White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.

You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.

by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023

White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."

by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

by durka_durka August 3, 2022

potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad

Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"

by catunding February 23, 2025

Basic White Girl

Kinley

Kinley: im a basic white girl (she probably said this)

by DEK7 January 19, 2024

white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

by That white gurl May 19, 2022