by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025
Get the Wear Your Words mug.A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
Get the Only fir trees should wear tips mug.9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender
sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
Get the National wear grey panties day mug.sarah: are u wear grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
Get the national wear grey panties day mug.Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the cap-wearing bitch mug.The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.
1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
by HolyFluid August 8, 2024
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