Urban Dictionary

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.

"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"

by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary

This.Urban Dictionary is what you're using now.

Why are you even searching Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?

by YautyBear October 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary site of true horror and chaos wherein all defenitions of the word you seek to know may involve sex and/or content that is not even related to the described word.

You: *searches for the definition of gamer*
Urban Dictionary: A guy who likes pussy.
You: Oh okay *bruh*

by Give me your liver September 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The gayest website I’ve ever stumbled upon. Bill Clinton uses it. End of story.

Irrelevant Person 1: Hey man, I heard about this cool website called “Urban Dictionary?”
Irrelevant Person 2: Yea man same, I just heard about it yesterday
Satan: Yes, yes, it’s very good. My good, good friend Bill uses it and he’s been very successful. Everyone loves him now!

by Hax hax hax hax hax... umadbro September 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.

Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...

by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The online, user-made dictionary which has mostly definitions for sex.

UwU

I went onto urban dictionary and found many pleasuring definitions for and stories about sex

by Candinator April 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Noun
1. A website with jokes, memes, and flase definitions for the people’s enjoyment.

2. A website with legit definitions that you should (not) use on your essay.

I can add that on Urban Dictionary you know. I have an account.

by Strategic Paul January 9, 2019