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Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024
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Tucker Cucking

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
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Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
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Taco Tucker

That waste of 200,000 years of genetics is a taco tucker.
by Bigcricket February 20, 2025
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Tucker

Usually a dumb ass does dumb shit
Penis size: 1inch
Has a thicc ass tho

Jerks off like a maniac

Shit he says: bithc *moans* cum faster

Little bit bi (or acts like it)
Mysterious creature
Tucker’s cock is too small lol.
by Giving birth now December 3, 2019
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Trinity Rose Tucker

OMGoodness you are totally Trinity Rose Tucker!
by Charlie May February 5, 2009
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Tucker

Some gay rat.
Tucker can't come out of the closet. Cause that would be gay.
by Pight January 18, 2024
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