Tristan

a hot emo fuckboy

"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."

by cums1u7 June 5, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan

A smart, nice, quiet kid who really cares about his friends who don’t care about him. he can be a little rude to people but he means it in a good way

person 1: hey have you seen tristan? you’re his friend right?
person 2: yeah i talk to him. i hate him though

by Worttt November 8, 2022

Tristan Caudle

A guy named Tristan who blows trannies so he can feel good about himself

OH NO! Tristan Caudle blew another tranny!!

by Vorona January 26, 2022

Tristan

Very kind, but that is the opposite of what he is

Tristan is mean

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Tristan W

A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.

"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes

by puss1e_slayer69 September 2, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is the best person you will meet, he is caring and lovely.

Cute and will make you always smile.

We love Tristan here.

Omg i love Tristan / i feel like he is kind of a Tristan

by Booo01 May 31, 2021