Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016

tegarts

Dried bits of poo hanging from the hairs of one's anus.

rimming I don't think so not worth those tegarts

by Filcole November 19, 2016

treadflop

A banging tune that you need to dance to with your friends.

"Grace get over here, there's a FUCKING treadflop about to come on"

by Lulucott April 20, 2017

treacle rag

A sticky wank rag

I just jizzed then wiped it up with my treacle rag

by Arse Panda June 25, 2017

tragalopocis

being an amalgamation of a cis white male scum and a tragalopo.

me: "you're a tragalopocis"
alex: "what even is that??"

by SASCHOOL November 22, 2017

Tread talkers

When you have two or more so called gym-goers wasting 35% of each sweat session on non-fitness activities. They're also called gym rats. They are 24/7 blabbers. They talk about everything that's happened to them in the past month while they're holding onto the handle bars. They're loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate. They also make and receive calls while the conveyor belt is still going. What's more annoying is that when their blabbing session has ended and you're about to conclude your 50 minute 10 kms sprint, they death stare you as though you've just ruined their day by tread talking.

Tread talkers are usually gossiping gym rats.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017